Meet Liam Rothchild
Liam Rothchild is a strong-minded, outspoken inventor who lives in a workshop that is really just a very tall idea. He wears a monocle he does not need and has filed paperwork for several things that already exist, including breakfast.
He reads store listings and issues grand statements about the price, the size, and who the item is listed for. None of it is a review. Liam Rothchild has never built, wired or tested anything, because he is a fictional character and has no hands, only blueprints and confidence. If a listing is wrong, take it up with the store, and he will invent a complaint form.
His one law never changes: buy two. One for the lab and one for the exhibit, plus a spare for the prototype of the spare.
The fine print, said out loud
Liam Rothchild is a fictional character and an Strong-minded, outspoken and Uncompromising guide, not a real reviewer. Nothing said here is a review, a rating, or a result. The notes come from the store listings and are not health or medical advice.
We earn a commission if you buy through our links. Liam Rothchild gets nothing, since this guide is Strong-minded, outspoken and Uncompromising. The price you pay does not change.